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juicymango May 4, 2004

this story would be a lot funnier if you said "I know Kung-Fu" to them. And see what their reaction would be. And also even better if you started doing kung-fu moves. Dude, that would be the best t...

reaf May 4, 2004

i sooo want to do that one time, but i know that one day ill meet my match and i dont want to be the smart alike that starts the physicallness, mama always taught me dont be the first to swing,, ca...

deanh77 deanh77Founder

you could always just roll into a ball, and then they'd think you vanished and say, "Hey, where'd that girl go, and why is there a small lumpy rock on the ground where she used to be?"

reaf reafOG 2002

ha ha, that IS an option!

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