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ilikebirds Jun 9, 2004

Oh i'm soo cool i rock and i roll baby. i mean.. i rule.

fivezero Jun 9, 2004

my parents are asian and strict and i am asain too, just completely americanized and willy nilly, blatantly ignoring my honorable and principled heritage--the only ninja i know about is kawasaki an...

ilikebirds Jun 9, 2004

i'm hick from south jersey and i like getting my teeth cleaned

forrestina Jun 9, 2004

my parents are not from this country. neither am i. we are aliens. we come in peace...with rice.

ilikebirds Jun 9, 2004

come over come over i want to cook cook cook i'll cook for everyone yay yay italian food it's soo good yay

forrestina Jun 9, 2004

last night i filled my tub with fruit snacks and mice and went swimming

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i was talking to this man on the phone today and he was so hot sounding i didn't want to get off the phone with him. i kept flirting with him it was amazing. i love his voice ohhh ohhhh his voice

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

jamie p. look at me

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i so wish i had bigger bubs

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

chick get me some steak STAT!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

sure honey i'll get you that steak..

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

hahahah boy oh boy

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

ahhh i've never said that. you have just ruined the imitation continuation of this little thread nation.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

is your mother ugly...because you are

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I have too many sisters.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 offtopic thatdarngirl

I look like the lead singer of motion city soundtrack...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 hunkpapap

oh, oh, poor me! i have no wife! wa wa wa wa! oh, now my back hurts!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 fivezero

i'm a down syndrome poster boy and the only people who hit on my woman are losers...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 hunkpapap

i'm so city, i'm so street! i'm patty from block!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 fivezero

i got beat in foosball by sal's dad! i'm a looooser!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 skaorsk8

i enjoy am considering getting calf implants like that guy on MTV. he's in such good shape. sometimes i wish i weren't a non-practicing gay male.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 hunkpapap

I have never been seen without a sweatshirt hoodie on!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 thatdarngirl

my boyfriend is sooooo cute we sit around together reading starwars books and then we discuss who is more jedi. i totally am more jedi.. because i am the force the force is me.. ME

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 ilikebirds

I'm cooler then darth vader, my helmet is shiner..except when i fall, then it's scuffed. But did you see that bird!?

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