ohh look at me i never have any debt, i'm perfect, i'm just one of those people who manages money better than the credit card companies themselves!!

I only wear khakis.

i own every thing labeled star wars that has ever been produced, and i have them all in airtight ziplock bags and situated in height order!

if you are not a cute girl, please hug me-full contact only.

i'm secretly trying to reclaim my youth by marrying the youngest man i can find!

i wish thai's mom would marry me. or mike's mom. or anyone.

i need a twelve step program to rid me of my scrabble addiction