ohh look at me i never have any debt, i'm perfect, i'm just one of those people who manages money better than the credit card companies themselves!!

I want to marry someone's wife.

i wish i could be punk rock and get Too Fat for Spandex to actually be COOL!

i try to be random and funny like tai but i am predictable and stale on eZabel...

the only activities i can think of involve bowling or playing pool...

i like to have very serious conversations, but only on ezabel, i won't talk to you in person, ever, especially not in a bathroom line at a party

pardon me while i tell everyone how good I am at ordering paper supplies, WHY DOES NO ONE EVER TELL ME HOW GOOD I AM !!!

I met you like 80 times before you were married but I totaly don't remember ... now that you're married, you are very important to me and i love you.

(i really don't remember meeting you before you were married) i spend all my household budget on kitty litter and peanut butter, thereby eliminating my ability to ever leave my house (but at lea...

That was a very immature comment, and since I am very very mature, i also expect others to be mature. I am only immature when i try to imitate ty, alot.

i binge on muffins. and give all my reciepts to chris. so he can manage my binges, monetarily.

(haha) I wish i could binge on cheese, but it makes me all nasaly...

i wish i could think of ideas before other people, but since i can't, i'll just claim THEY STOLE MY IDEAS! ALL OF THEM! AND I BEILEVE SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY STAPLER!