ohh look at me i never have any debt, i'm perfect, i'm just one of those people who manages money better than the credit card companies themselves!!

I only wear khakis.

i own every thing labeled star wars that has ever been produced, and i have them all in airtight ziplock bags and situated in height order!

if you are not a cute girl, please hug me-full contact only.

i'm secretly trying to reclaim my youth by marrying the youngest man i can find!

i wish thai's mom would marry me. or mike's mom. or anyone.

i need a twelve step program to rid me of my scrabble addiction

i grind w/ boys. and. pretend. not. to. like. it.

THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!! BRYAN GRINDED ON MEEEE

girls scare me v. much. I run to other states to avoid seeing them.

i hate all my friends for getting married and forcing me to ATTEND THEIR WEDDINGS AND BACHELOR PARTIES! Can you imagine, friends of mine trying to make me have fun! SOOO ANNOYING!!

anyone know where i can get the orange tux like they wore in dumb & dumber? i need it for my convention so i can fit in w/ the ghetto crew b/c otherwise they might not realize that i'm black too (1...

i will definitely cry if she even tries to bring up my lactose intolerance, sorry i mean MILK ALLERGY (they are very different you know) b/c it's soooo not funny any more.

(it's really not funny anymore) i have everything in my kitchen hung on the walls to save space, also, this way i have nothing touching the floor

(haha not anymore) I love alien drag queens w/ epilepsy