Katie gets mad at me for playing video games too much so I'm going to go buy a new one.
man i want to rent all the lord of the rings and watch all of them in a row 4 times in a row but my mom will yell at me because it's pass my 9pm bed time
i love talking hockey with socalgal because i love her and want to check her
i'm not obsessive/complusive about anything. i'm not obsessive/complusive about anything. i'm not obsessive compulsive about anything.
I'm not supposed to eat that but I'm going to anyway because I have a death wish.
i make fun of people about death wishes but i myself enjoy throwing my body against trees and the like while snowboarding or skiing, when asked about this... i provide no real answer or just repeat...
man, andrew is SO HOT! Did i mention he was HOT! too bad you snagged him first. but that's ok, i can still entice your little brothers to grope my boobies.
i like my men to say orgasmic as MUCH as possible... because THAT is the hip new MANLY phrase to use... im jealous of your your body thats why i always make fun of it...
my milkshake brings the boys to the yard...my milkshake is better than yours. you WISH you had this booty for shakin'!
I tried dragging this hot guy out on the dance floor to see him shake his kuducka dunk dunk... i didnt realize that i was dancing next to a transvestite and an grandpa shaking what hes got. but i l...
OMG, i couldn't stand laying around the house playing video & computer games all day. Good thing I got a job so i can play there.
I talk myself up to be the best snowboarder ever.. too bad i had to break my husbands leg and then i lost every race i was in, then tried to play it off that i hit some kid "while i was about to win"
(that is totally made up!) I trash talk 14 yr olds. I'm way tougher than them.
(it was my first time!) i cant eat anything.
I have to continue to bicker with a woman to prove my manliness. Even though I know she's right.
Play manhunt the night before my wedding? SURE! I just can't run, hide in the bushes because I might get scratched or move at all or Katie will yell at me.
My 2004 Wish list:
I wish,I was aisan...I wish - Brand New would stop their silly screaming and just SING...I wish...Bryan would stop giving me the run around and just marry me..I wish....Hello Kitty apparel was the U.S.'s mandatory dress code....and most of all..I wish..I could dance
i wish i was carl jenkins
You're a girl..of course you don't find your boyfriend's sister's mother's cousin's second aunt hott. I do...she has a lip ring.