hahaha this is too funny, im a bit afraid to get ripped up tho.

Katie gets mad at me for playing video games too much so I'm going to go buy a new one.

man i want to rent all the lord of the rings and watch all of them in a row 4 times in a row but my mom will yell at me because it's pass my 9pm bed time

I have a thing for Nachos so everything is a nacho conversation.

i love talking hockey with socalgal because i love her and want to check her

I have no idea what's going on around me so I make comments that make no sense.

i'm not obsessive/complusive about anything. i'm not obsessive/complusive about anything. i'm not obsessive compulsive about anything.

I'm not supposed to eat that but I'm going to anyway because I have a death wish.

i make fun of people about death wishes but i myself enjoy throwing my body against trees and the like while snowboarding or skiing, when asked about this... i provide no real answer or just repeat...

man, andrew is SO HOT! Did i mention he was HOT! too bad you snagged him first. but that's ok, i can still entice your little brothers to grope my boobies.

i like my men to say orgasmic as MUCH as possible... because THAT is the hip new MANLY phrase to use... im jealous of your your body thats why i always make fun of it...

my milkshake brings the boys to the yard...my milkshake is better than yours. you WISH you had this booty for shakin'!

I tried dragging this hot guy out on the dance floor to see him shake his kuducka dunk dunk... i didnt realize that i was dancing next to a transvestite and an grandpa shaking what hes got. but i l...

OMG, i couldn't stand laying around the house playing video & computer games all day. Good thing I got a job so i can play there.

I talk myself up to be the best snowboarder ever.. too bad i had to break my husbands leg and then i lost every race i was in, then tried to play it off that i hit some kid "while i was about to win"

(that is totally made up!) I trash talk 14 yr olds. I'm way tougher than them.

(not made up, truth hurts) I like to plan trips that my friends would LOVE to go on, then not tell them about it until they cant possibly go.

(i told you i didn't plan rafting) i crash snowmobiles.

(it was my first time!) i cant eat anything.