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rocksupastar Jun 11, 2004

hey, my name is Marco! did i mention my name is MARCO!!!MARCO!!! Yes im not lying...

skaorsk8 Jun 11, 2004

i love my airline! and my job! and airplanes! and ben sheets!

rocksupastar Jun 11, 2004

i cant drink milk... so what? who cares? i dont like milk? Soy is way better... seriously... no dude, seriously.... cmon man stop laughin, it REALLY is... ok ok fine, im an idiot.

skaorsk8 Jun 11, 2004

oh you think it's easy being fat AND ugly? well, let me assure you, it's not. it took me years of being pathetic and lame. oh, and i've NEVER had the nerve to ask a girl for her number. i offica...

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

making fun of others makes me feel SO good about being old and single

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