hey, my name is Marco! did i mention my name is MARCO!!!MARCO!!! Yes im not lying...

i love my airline! and my job! and airplanes! and ben sheets!

i cant drink milk... so what? who cares? i dont like milk? Soy is way better... seriously... no dude, seriously.... cmon man stop laughin, it REALLY is... ok ok fine, im an idiot.

oh you think it's easy being fat AND ugly? well, let me assure you, it's not. it took me years of being pathetic and lame. oh, and i've NEVER had the nerve to ask a girl for her number. i offica...

its not MY fault that i look like derick jeter... i really just wish people would love me for me... and maybe for my body... but mostly for me

you cut me deep shrek

im the real dave llanos

i loved all urine colored things, license plates, bananas, thai

ty,this is off-topic, but i have a query...whose the real asian sensation...you or hope?

wow did you need ask? i'm hurt.