I wish i was 14 again so making out with a 13 year old wouldn't be so looked down upon. (LOL the day that comes up as a random comment.. is going to be a tickly one)

my cat just puked on my shoes, i think i'm gonna take pictures of it

(priceless hahahahaaha) I'll do anything for $5 i'll stick my hand in dirty cat litter and then give the $5 away for no reason anyway.

i like to make up dumb words that make no sense like reefies, porios, cheesedelighthamsteins

(yeah you know you love 'fagotia') I really am not nearly as cool as i make it sound.

(oh snap hahaha) i want to flash everyone my bubs but dont tell everyone

people who are dating or are married suck.

i love adam i love adam adam adam adam i love my love his love who's love my love adam

(hahahahahahahahha) ive never met adam b/c i dont take the time out of my busy schedule for the little people (haha)

pa is so great it's the greatest place in the world. it' so great i'm always in newjersey and nyc hanging out.