I hate it when she's all "thai lets make out" and i'm all "yo hunny i'm brushing my teeth" and she's all " so what " and i'm all *punch her in the face and run*

Right right... cause this ALWAYS happens to you :-p

a lot. i also hate it when i'm sitting there eating a sandwich and she pushes on the other end and it splatters all over my face. thats not too bad. but then she spits on me and says " i dont want...

Yikes, who are you dating? Chyna?

it's alright. because when she sleeps at night.. i pinch her softly until she gets annoyed and wakes up .. and as he wakes up i pretend i'm taking a pillow and covering her face. she gets all mad.

ok he or she? I'm confused..

she's 80% she, but 20% he see she was a hemproghaoditie

LOL Oh my...is that scriptural for you to be dating..that..?

oh i broke up with her last night. and told her to take her kids with her!