I hate it when she's all "thai lets make out" and i'm all "yo hunny i'm brushing my teeth" and she's all " so what " and i'm all *punch her in the face and run*

Right right... cause this ALWAYS happens to you :-p

a lot. i also hate it when i'm sitting there eating a sandwich and she pushes on the other end and it splatters all over my face. thats not too bad. but then she spits on me and says " i dont want...

Yikes, who are you dating? Chyna?

it's alright. because when she sleeps at night.. i pinch her softly until she gets annoyed and wakes up .. and as he wakes up i pretend i'm taking a pillow and covering her face. she gets all mad.

ok he or she? I'm confused..

she's 80% she, but 20% he see she was a hemproghaoditie

LOL Oh my...is that scriptural for you to be dating..that..?

oh i broke up with her last night. and told her to take her kids with her!

Wow, I never thought about "hemproghaodities" having kids. Can they? If you don't mind me asking, what happened?

we were sitting there watching tv as usual... and sasha started yelling bloody murder. so i ran into the bedroom and there was my lady standing slapping sasha. apparently something happened and i d...