haha, bryan, this is the second journal you've written in which you think somebody could be plotting your death "paranoia, paranoia, everybody's comin' to get me...just say you never met me"

yeah, i had to go out and get some body gaurds - hot, female amazon woman body gaurds, cause there's like a $500,000 price on my head...

wait, so if i kill you i get 500,000 dollars? hmmm

since i run faster than you, you make the plan, i'll do the work, i'll split the profit with you 75-25

thats still 125,000...so, i'm in let the evil plotting begin!

what is this!!!!...just WHAT, may I ask, is this?!..not only to i have to live in fear of being slain by a stranger, my own friends are plotting against me...man..ya know, w/friends like these, who...

hahahhaha, who needs enemas? was this a typo or did you mean to say that?