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ilikebirds Sep 30, 2004

How does one get the poopchute clock back in order. i was a regular 5:30-6 which was perfect... right after work.. before meeting/school. Now.. i'm irregular 10am'er this isn't cool

suchgr8heights Sep 30, 2004

drink a lot of water during work

ilikebirds Sep 30, 2004

i always do. love the water. then i got tired of peeing every 30 minutes. so frustrating.. when you're lazy sitting at work.. just reading news articles.. and constanly having to get up an pee...

specialk Sep 30, 2004

Maybe it's not the water. Maybe you're pregnant, Ty.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

wait wait.. whats everyone talking about here..

i'm not constipated or anything..

i'm just talking about the urge and ability to poop..
like i always went at 530-6

now it's like 10 or 9 or 11
it's not as scheduled as i'd like

you weirdos

specialk specialkOG 2003

I'm talking about how you need to pee a lot. Maybe it's not water. Maybe you're carrying a "mini-Ty."

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

Yea but if you try some of those things at certain calculated times of the day, you MAY or MAY NOT be able to control it.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

no.I MUSt. I MUST have power over my bowels.

what kind of man would i be if i didn't have power ove rmy bowels.

tell me .. what great man in history had no power of his bowels.

everyone should

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