i stopped at "midget" cause i got this weird creepy feeling, cause i don't like midgets.

so if you were to live in an oompa loompa farm.. that wouldn't settle to well with you huh

i would need psychotherapy! LOL

i'm hurt that you don't love midgets. i need to you put you through a midget love class.

in this class midgets will read you stories, feed you meals, and kiss you on the cheek repeatedly. you will grow to love their oblong heads, stumpy arms and tiny bodies.

i think you are confusing midgets with dwarves. midg·et n. Offensive. An extremely small person who is otherwise normally proportioned. dwarf n. An abnormally small person, often having limbs...

Thanks for that. Dwarves and midgets shouldn't be divided! So one has slightly longer arms than the other, they're still small and creepy. In the new system midgets and dwarves will be doing Rin...

either or, they scare me.

midgets ate your baby when you were younger didn't they