wait a second ... is this girl from PA!?!?! Cerrato you were RIGHT, why didn't i listen to you YEARS ago!?!?

Honestly Dan! Serious matt I think you should go for it, and if not send her a picture and biography of the Cerrato

Best idea EVER! Run straight into the arms of a r[PSYCHOPATH]r, what could possibly go wrong?

Totally! Imagine how awesome itd be to go out with this girl, she'll be totally loyal, most likely buy me anything I want, heck she might even drive to my house in the morning to make me breakfast ...

and a swift kick when she caught you admiring her friend.

YES YES! I am intrigued by the notion of this swift kick. Clearly Cerrato suffers from some mental defect, it's that water in Warwick.

no, it's just cerrato. (ouch, hey, hey, easy! It's a JOKE!)