hmmm dont get me wrong that would be cool and all but shouldn't you love you're wife just the way she is. listen to billy joel-he knows what he's talkin about. besides if she's a good wife she'll...

yea but this is purely fantasical . come on ! like if i was an elf on middle earth and like there was a shape shifting race.

no see tina, what thai was saying is that we love our wives for who they are on the inside, the inner person. the outside doesnt matter. so just to prove we love them for their personalities, u can...

forestina isnt "tina" it isnt me.. IM tina, forestina is foreste.... ugh i knew that was going to happen

ugh sorry it's been my nickname for ages---announcement: my name is Forreste. and no the last name isn't Gump.

i knew that .

i know you know that...it was a public service announcement for those that get us confused

= P

i'd say forreste is a lot crazier than tina.

im craaazy like a fox

i am a fox. truth be told.

i believe the correct expression is stone fox.

what does THAT mean, bucko!

it's an expression from the 70s---it means you're hot, but this is only supposed to be about women...let it be known that i'm not calling you hot--i'm merely expanding your urban vocabulary. use f...

oh man i can not BELIEVE how much you want me. back, woman! back, I say!

if that makes you feel good about yourself-keep telling yourself that hon.

how come this line of reasoning always works for cerrato???

ummm id say you have to ask cerrato on that one cus im not him.

you want dan ? interesting. i dont think he'd know what to do with you either. truth be told.

how did this turn into me wanting dan?---maybe i shouldn't correct people anymore...

hissssssssssssssssss ::cat hissing noise:: dan u can tell she obviously wants you

man, i could totally tell she was vibin me. (as vince vaughn would say)

hah yeah that's why i sat so far away from you at my dinner party so i wouldn't make my secret passion obvious. *rolls eyes*

REAAAALLLLLY? mannnnnnnn. good thing there was all that space. i gotta stay pure.

once again, i have to say. dan you wouldn't know what to do with her. she's a special one. right ?

hmmmm is it me who likes dan or someone else who likes me?

haha no i wouldn't know what to do with you either. and if i dont.. dan sure doesn't. hahaha

am all of a sudden like too much woman to handle or something? high maintenance? what is it?

too cool for a normal man

okay you can stop feeding my ego now ;)

i just wanted to comment to see how far to the right of the border i can get my message. forreste remember me?=P

yes i remember you hon---does my comment get even closer to the right??