absotutely
wow---ya see this is why i have no sympathy when guys complain that they can't get a girl
haha = )
dost thou not laugh?
yeah, i love it when guys will only even consider a really hot girl to date but they are less than hot themselves. what makes them think a hot girl will even look at them?
like me, i got a hot girl! and pheww... did IIIIIII luck out, right?
yeah you did. it's a good thing katie isn't superficial and isn't repelled by ghetto booty.;) j/k. you're a cutie, mike.
yea serisouly, or the fact that im SUPER fat, right... im telling you i DID totally luck out! haha
katie, anytime you wanna ditch this guy, you have my number.
and when you have such sizzling men out there like dan as well...
Really...it's a good thing you knew katie first before she saw dan and could get mesmorized by him and sucked in by is irresistable charm.
yeah!! thanks, beachbum! you hear that thai, she called me charming!
well beach bum has to say some good things about me!! come on !!!
guy, i told you last week that you were the only man in the world that can pull off wearing leather pants. what more do you want from me?
ok just checking. jeez am i just a piece of man meat to you ? what about my personality ? huh .. you're so shallow.. all you want want want is me in leather pants. geez.
oh sorry. i didn't realize this was a deep conversation. i thought we were only speaking shallowly. OK-you have a great personality-i'm sure it would look hot in leather pants, too. how about THAT?
it's a wonder she hasn't left you for a more sizzling man already :)
ummmmm im single too
I think it's the fact that the predominant number of hot girls are with losers. I think if we all quit our jobs and give up our cars we'll do a lot better with the ladies.
yea it seems that if you dont own a car or a good job you'll get a chick. easy.
of course there are exceptions to that rule... ryan seit he doesnt have a job, a car ( a real manly one) or a girl
i have a horrible job, and a SATURN, which, i wont talk about that right now
HAAA! That was funny!
hahhaa well dave, you might be on to something. maybe i will get my parents to pay for all my stuff, then i'll get the girl of my dreams. oh wait, you do that already and you still have no girl haha
hahaha yea i'm still waiting for the day dave buys his first "thing" . anything as long as he pays for it. gum, a tissue, anything and i'll celebrate.
hrm will his family adopt me?! His house is kinda small but i think i can find a little area for me to live in
hmmm why dont you adopt yourself. and declare you're body a country. better yet a wonderland. and you can sue john mayer. and then buy an EMu farm and raise me a few emus, because i love big birds that cant fly. it's like whats the point. "here are some giant wings but you cant use them cause you're a fat bird with a long neck, what the heck do you think you are , a giraffe. you loser" conversation between an emu and the creator of the emu.
HAHAHHAHAHAH. but then what if the emus evolved the ability to use their wings when they were pushed out of an airplane? because the ones that lived would be giraffe like creatures and the ones that died would be big fat dead birds suitable for my george forman lean mean lowfat grilling machine.
but then that'd take 10 million years and a hope for a genetic defect in which an emu will be born with a lighter bone structure and less fat in the gut. and well i dont have 10 million years. and who eats emu anyway? you weirdo. leave me alone. go in the corner and relax. then come back to me and we can talk more about this . but dont get me wrong... in the paradise i'll have all the time in the world, so for the first 10 thousand years i will gather up as many emus as i can. and then for the next 20 million years i will begin throwing emu's off cliffs and i want to see which ones will learn to fly.
i will help you, thai. you will need someone to get the emus on a regimented weight loss plan- low carbs, high intensity excersise. picture "chicken run" but with more working out, led by a mel gibson look-alike (me). I bet we would have those birds flying in no time (or they'd be great on a wendy's salad with bacon,croutons and cheese. ok not cheese).
oh i got a great idea. how about ..........
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! you not really dutch at all weirdo.