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punkprincess Jan 17, 2003

AMEN!

legiapol Jan 17, 2003

can someone find me a nice hot spiritual girl?

forrestina Jan 17, 2003

any girl who is spiritual is hot

legiapol Jan 17, 2003

negative .

legiapol Jan 17, 2003

maybe in jehovahs eyes, but not to shallow superficial men

tesoro Jan 18, 2003

haha, *agreed* not all guys are hot cuz they're spiritual....the PROBLEM is that usually the best looking guys are so NOT spiritual....and thats just annoying....gotta find a nice balance..haha..

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i dont care about anything. just has to have arms. and likes to be chained to the kitchen coooking. all day. non stop. until the house blows up with food

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

just marry an italian-we love to cook...minus the chains tho---aren't those for another room in the house?? hehehe

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

hahaha! WHOA there sparky! True, Italians ARE the best cooks!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

Does anyone know one i could marry? I tried it with a sicilian once and it didn't quite work out. (See below comment on AWAKE!)

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

hey i take offense---i'm part sicilian!! and NO we are NOT dirty water italians.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

yo, yea, i take offense too...Sicilans are still TRUE Italians...i'm 75% Sicilian and 25% Calabrese...but i never say that...i just say I'm 100% italian! its all the same man!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

one word about what i am: miscela...i dont know percentages because my great grampa kept going back and getting new wives when one died since he outlived them all.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

I was just saying i have tried once and it didn't work out. Not because she was sicilian. She is the gril from my story in the Band Party Journal....

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

ohhhh gotcha...offense not so taken

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

Ok thanks, i thought you and j were gonna hate me there....

ha no hatred whatsoever on my part...plus i don't even know you so how could i hate you?

magnum magnumOG 2001

no there is italians and sicilians, you know your a sicilian when half your family hates each other! now thats real sicilian or somethin ;P

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

no maniac! so not true! my whole family loves eachother...all 482 of us.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah you know what i think all your family is inter-related. that explains a lot.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

ditto on that one girl!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

i doesn't bother me either way. As long as you can cook.

legiapol legiapolOG 2002

no they aint. my mom is and shes polish

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

i'm sure your mom makes great POLISH food....however, i was talkin about Italian food bucko! haha

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

I love gnocchi over perogies anyday....

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

hmmm...i didn't know italians were into that...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

didn't know it had anything to do with being italian...

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

u said they weren't for cookin'...in the kitchen

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

no chains are for dogs so they don't leave the yard

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

that's what YOU think

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

no that's what i tell people ;)

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

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