AMEN!

can someone find me a nice hot spiritual girl?

any girl who is spiritual is hot

absotutely 

wow---ya see this is why i have no sympathy when guys complain that they can't get a girl

yeah, i love it when guys will only even consider a really hot girl to date but they are less than hot themselves. what makes them think a hot girl will even look at them?

I think it's the fact that the predominant number of hot girls are with losers. I think if we all quit our jobs and give up our cars we'll do a lot better with the ladies.

yea it seems that if you dont own a car or a good job you'll get a chick. easy.

of course there are exceptions to that rule... ryan seit he doesnt have a job, a car ( a real manly one) or a girl

hahhaa well dave, you might be on to something. maybe i will get my parents to pay for all my stuff, then i'll get the girl of my dreams. oh wait, you do that already and you still have no girl haha

hahaha yea i'm still waiting for the day dave buys his first "thing" . anything as long as he pays for it. gum, a tissue, anything and i'll celebrate.

hrm will his family adopt me?! His house is kinda small but i think i can find a little area for me to live in

hmmm why dont you adopt yourself. and declare you're body a country. better yet a wonderland. and you can sue john mayer. and then buy an EMu farm and raise me a few emus, because i love big birds ...

HAHAHHAHAHAH. but then what if the emus evolved the ability to use their wings when they were pushed out of an airplane? because the ones that lived would be giraffe like creatures and the ones tha...

but then that'd take 10 million years and a hope for a genetic defect in which an emu will be born with a lighter bone structure and less fat in the gut. and well i dont have 10 million years. and ...

i will help you, thai. you will need someone to get the emus on a regimented weight loss plan- low carbs, high intensity excersise. picture "chicken run" but with more working out, led by a mel gib...