wow---ya see this is why i have no sympathy when guys complain that they can't get a girl
yea it seems that if you dont own a car or a good job you'll get a chick. easy.
of course there are exceptions to that rule... ryan seit he doesnt have a job, a car ( a real manly one) or a girl
i have a horrible job, and a SATURN, which, i wont talk about that right now
HAAA! That was funny!
hahhaa well dave, you might be on to something. maybe i will get my parents to pay for all my stuff, then i'll get the girl of my dreams. oh wait, you do that already and you still have no girl haha
hahaha yea i'm still waiting for the day dave buys his first "thing" . anything as long as he pays for it. gum, a tissue, anything and i'll celebrate.
hrm will his family adopt me?! His house is kinda small but i think i can find a little area for me to live in
hmmm why dont you adopt yourself. and declare you're body a country. better yet a wonderland. and you can sue john mayer. and then buy an EMu farm and raise me a few emus, because i love big birds that cant fly. it's like whats the point. "here are some giant wings but you cant use them cause you're a fat bird with a long neck, what the heck do you think you are , a giraffe. you loser" conversation between an emu and the creator of the emu.
HAHAHHAHAHAH. but then what if the emus evolved the ability to use their wings when they were pushed out of an airplane? because the ones that lived would be giraffe like creatures and the ones that died would be big fat dead birds suitable for my george forman lean mean lowfat grilling machine.
but then that'd take 10 million years and a hope for a genetic defect in which an emu will be born with a lighter bone structure and less fat in the gut. and well i dont have 10 million years. and who eats emu anyway? you weirdo. leave me alone. go in the corner and relax. then come back to me and we can talk more about this . but dont get me wrong... in the paradise i'll have all the time in the world, so for the first 10 thousand years i will gather up as many emus as i can. and then for the next 20 million years i will begin throwing emu's off cliffs and i want to see which ones will learn to fly.
i will help you, thai. you will need someone to get the emus on a regimented weight loss plan- low carbs, high intensity excersise. picture "chicken run" but with more working out, led by a mel gibson look-alike (me). I bet we would have those birds flying in no time (or they'd be great on a wendy's salad with bacon,croutons and cheese. ok not cheese).
oh i got a great idea. how about ..........
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! you not really dutch at all weirdo.