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ilikebirds Jan 21, 2003

everybody just thinks they are amazing music critics and thinks they are behind the scenes of everything. who cares. whatever. in the end they make music. you listen to it. you enjoy it. you hate i...

skaorsk8 Jan 21, 2003

i'm personally more concerned about why emus cannot fly, as opposed to chickens. like, there are 80 million chickens in the world, but only like 2 emus (and both are in thai's basement). and emu is...

ilikebirds Jan 21, 2003

yea i mean, i do care about the emus and would love to see one fly with that long neck and large robust round body. it'd be a sight for sore eyes for sure. but, think about the chicken : " umm i'm...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah but imagine this-

colonel sanders: god, i wish i knew what do to with my life....if only there was a product that I could exploit by taking something healthy, coating it with batter, and catering the food to poor people....hmm...oh wait...an emu!

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