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web-toedchloe Apr 5, 2005

This has nothing to do with gay people, but *[I lost 5 pounds last week!]* Yeah! I'm so excited.

thefunkyfresh Apr 5, 2005

you should get the ol colon cleansing thing. according to mike you lose 20-40 pounds in one shot of course this is mike talking so who knows how accurate that is

brotherman Apr 5, 2005

What do they do shove a hose up your anus and suck out the junk?

originalsnob Apr 5, 2005

Colonics, Matt Damon, Casey, & Ben Affleck do that...but I thought they flushed in contrast to suck, lol .

web-toedchloe Apr 5, 2005

Yeah, it's flushing with warm water. It must be a horrible feeling. I don't even like talking to someone through the bathroom door when they're doing their business.

originalsnob Apr 5, 2005

OMG!!!! Seriously I think when you're behind that bathroom door you're the king and that is your throne... What you do during your i[reign]i, entirely i[your business]i. It makes me so edgy when pe...

web-toedchloe Apr 5, 2005

No, I can't do it even with my husband.

web-toedchloe Apr 5, 2005

talk through the door, that is.

beachbum Apr 6, 2005

eh, you get over it

web-toedchloe Apr 6, 2005

Eww! Never!

rocksupastar Apr 6, 2005

yeah, im not much of a fan of the open bathroom door policy... I close and lock and turn the fan on, lol.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

wow.... i dont even want to think about this...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

dude, for anything, if im sick or puking or whatever, i just dont like people around me when im not feeling good either. ya know?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i find it ironic that this is in the "food" forums because its making me naseous

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

WAHH im a baby, i cant handle talking about pooping... WAHHH

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