Today, I was processing the air trailer [a trailer full of priority packages and envelopes that is flown in on a plane]. The trailer is pulled up by a truck to a platform where theres a bank of co...

Do you hafta wear a uniform.. if not, I wanna job

Nope. No uniform. I'm behind the scenes. I don't represent the public face of the company. I'm a UPS Morlock.

A'ight. Get me an application