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Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince

He's The Dj, I'm The Rapper

Nightmare On My Street

Now I have a story that I'd like to tell

About this guy - You all know me - had me scared as hell

He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed

He's burnt up like a weeny and his name is Fred

He wears the same hat and sweater every single day

And even if it's hot outside - he wears it anyway

He's home when I'm awake but he shows up when I'm asleep

I can't believe that there's a nightmare on my street

It was a Saturday evening if I remember it right

And we had just gotten back off tour last night

So the gang and I thought that it would be groove

If we summoned up the posse and bum-rushed the movie

I got Angie

Jeff got tine

Ready Rock got some girl I'd never seen

In my life

That was all right though 'cause the lady was chill

Then we dipped to the theater set to ill

Buggin', cool, having' a ball

And somethin' 'bout Elm Street was the movie we saw

The way it started was decent, ya know

Nothin' real fancy

About this homeboy named Fred and this girl named Nancy

But - word - when it was over

I said yo', that was def

And everything seemed all right when we left

But when I got home and laid down to sleep

That began the nightmare on my street!

It was burning in my room like a oven

My bed soaked with sweat

And man I was bugging

I checked the clock and it stopped at twelve-thirty

It had melted it was so darn hot

And I was thirsty

I wanted something cool to quench my thirst

I thought to myself, yo, this heat is the worst!

But when I got downstairs

I noticed something was wrong

I was home all alone but the TV was on

I thought nothing of it as I grabbed the remote

I pushed the power button and then I almost choked

When I heard this awful voice

Coming from behind

It said, "You turned off David Letterman, now you must DIE!!!"

Ma, I didn't even wait to see who it was

Broke inside my drawers and screamed, "So long, cous'!"

Got halfway up the block

I calmed down and stopped screaming

Then thought, "Oh, I git it, I must be dreaming"

I strolled back home with a grin on my grill

I think that since this is a dream I might as well get ill

I walked in the house, the Big Bad Fresh Prince

But Freddy killed all that noise real quick!

he grabbed me by my neck and said

"Here's what we'll do

We gotta lotta work here, me and you

The souls of your friends you and I will claim

You've got the body and I've got the brain"

I said, "Yo Fred

I think you got me all wrong

I ain't' partners with nobody with nails that long

Look, I'll be honest,man, this team won't work

The girls won't be on you, Fred, your face is all burnt!"

Fred got mad and his head started steaming

But I thought, "What the hell, I'm only dreaming"

I said, "Please leave, Fred, so I can get some sleep

But give me a call and maybe we'll hang out next week"

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Thanks for stoppin' by"

Then I opened up the door

And said, "Take care, guy!"

He got mad, threw back his arm, and slashed my shirt

I laughed at first, then thought, "Hold up, that hurt"

It wasn't a dream, man, this guy was for real

I said, "Freddy, uh, pal, there's been an awful mistake here"

No further words and then I darted upstairs

Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed

Pulled the covers up over my head

And said, "Oh please do something with Fred"

He jumped on my bed, went through the covers with his claws

Tried to get me, but my alarm went off

And then silence

It was a whole new day

I thought, "Huh, I wasn't scared of him anyway"

Until I noticed those rips in my sheets

And that was proof that there had been

A nightmare on my street

O man, I gotta call Jeff, I gotta call Jeff

Come on, come on

Come on Jeff, answer! Come on, man

Hello

Jeff, this is Prince, man

Jeff, wake up, Jeff, wake up

What do you want?

Jeff, wake up, man, listen to me, Jeff

It's three o'clock in the morning

Jeff, Jeff, would you listen to me?

What?

Listen, whatever you do, don't fall asleep

Maaan

Jeff, listen to me, don't go to sleep, Jeff

No, NO, I talk to you tomorrow, I'm gong to bed

Jeff!

Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! (Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)

Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Answer me, Jeff!

I'm your D.J. now, Princy! Ha ha ha ha ha