i do not think this is funny at all. it's a sad situation and the fact that you mock it, is something i do not understand. but it is true.

"q[I can't stress enough how this is sarcasm...]q"

no. no. ian . no. no. lies. lies. all lies.

half and half

i prefer straight milk in my coffee

I prefer my coffee black with Splenda for sweetening

i use non-dairy creamer, for obvious reasons.

Don't like your intestines exploding, huh?

no. i think it's because sometimes he gets a bit nasaly

actually its because he gets cranky

i heard you get very cranky too. must run in the family. same with those foofy names.

yo muffy gets mad cranky! like an old man who's had too much water!