we had the PERFECT sister handle the #3 talk tonight. she won't wear a shirt unless it has a collar that comes up under her chin. and i don't know about all of your congregations, but every time we're in song of solomon they have a teenage boy do the reading. that just amuses me.
yeah we had like a 10 year old.. it was so funny.. he said the word "breasts" very fast like it was so cute/funny
and that sister would prolly like the Islamic fashion show!
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har har har
Haha! We had a teenager do that reading in our hall too! The sister that did the #3 has absolutely no style, but her householder looked gorgeous, so the sister telling her householder how to dress was hilarious.
haha... yeah sometimes i don't think the overseers look at talks before they assign them
hahaha, my little brother had the reading and wouldn't look at any of us, because he knew we were waiting to make faces at him and mess him up every time he had to say "breast"
Same here. Both schools had a teenager assigned to do the reading. I ended up volunteering to do the one in the front school, though, since the person assigned didn't show up. I don't think I've been that nervous during a Bible reading in a long time.
I get to do the #4 talk tonight as my first talk in H-town.
nice, yo!
It's been several months since my last talk. Should be interesting.
'slow about wrath'– I'd prolly steer clear of topics with your siblings ;-)
Hahahaha..... Well they aren't in the truth.
Austin had that talk, he opened with a road rage scenario..."you just get your new car, and someone rearends you, and THEN blames it on you" then talked about the complaining israelites in the desert. it was so good! :)
man i had to switch talks with my mom and i had this talk about dressing and now i have the one about "will fire consume the earth?" i cant really think of a good setting.
How about you are in Hawaii watching a volcano erupt and run into a curious person. Haha...
You could tie it into armageddon - Maybe you could be discussing with a newer publisher that we're studying the revelation book and she's always been scared of that kind of prophecy because she thinks it means the destruction of the earth. Maybe?
I think the brother in my hall who assigned the talk went through which one of the not so young (21+) brothers to read it and he settled on the one who isnt or who has never been involved in a relationship, I guess making sure no ideas get into his head... haha.