I went to a health food store during lunch, and the whole time I was in there, this muscle-bound wannabe health guy with those pants made out of parachute material with snaps up the sides was follo...

hahaha OMG there are guys like that at the gym that think they're all buff and you're like "honey that aint muscle its all flabby cakes" cracks me up!!

"Flabby cakes"!!!!!! I'm so going to use that! :)