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coreyfeldman Mar 19, 2007

Calling all Geeks! I'm doing an ad for an accelerometer. I need to think of something clever that geeks will find amusing. Senses more motion than ________

iwz Mar 19, 2007

a pinball machine? a 1000dpi optical mouse? the leading competition? ACME brand? a SixAxis/PS3 Controller? your mom's stomach on a roller coaster? a crappy CD player? an unparked Hard Drive?...

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003

Thanks, I like the wife one, but it's too long. The more i think about the rabid squirrel the funnier it is.

I might work them all in including the ones below as well

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