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coreyfeldman Mar 19, 2007

Calling all Geeks! I'm doing an ad for an accelerometer. I need to think of something clever that geeks will find amusing. Senses more motion than ________

superhero Mar 19, 2007

the refrigerator light? the dog? the motion sensor in the garage? ray charles?

yay yayOG 2004

ding. Things you lick when you are thirsty.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHAHA this made me crack up!

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