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tesoro Jul 17, 2007

World's Shortest Fairytale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "will you marry me?' The girl said "NO" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with her friends, alwa...

thefunkyfresh Jul 17, 2007

you forgot the part about what happened after she maxed out all her credit cards, realized she didn't have a job, and went to jail for tax evasion because she didn't know she had to pay taxes and s...

tesoro Jul 17, 2007

HAHA! yeaaaa...not true of all women, but true of me. i need someone to keep me in check. :) (But most guys need that too!)

originalsnob Jul 17, 2007

This cracked me up! I have no credit cards or debt but, maybe I could work on my cooking skills. It's hilarious that most guys I know could whip me in the kitchen. sNoB being put in check: "Wife yo...

socalgal Jul 17, 2007

either you marry rich so you can hire someone to cook for you OR you marry a guy that can cook! LOL one of my good friends, her hubby LOVES cooking and she hates it, so they have a deal, he coo...

originalsnob Jul 17, 2007

It's scary how well this would work. Actually I want to learn to be a decent cook but, should I fail in this respect...I actually LUV cleaning (ridiculously so bordering OCD) so this would be a G...

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

i will teach you how to cook!! Tell Talina she should have a Pampered Chef party and you will learn!

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