Someone stole my patio table and chairs!! So I got home late last night from the in-laws, I had been out of town with Liam for 5 days. Our back porch door was wedged open - not good - so we cree...

did you ever listen to that dane cook joke about kicking in a door, because he wanted to rob stuff, only to realize that he only wanted to kick in doors?

Yeah, that was great.

have you ever REALLY kicked in a door? it's awesome.

Yeah. I won't go into details. Haha...

i'm betting it's a footnote in the ex-wife story