yeah so.. i heard this on the radio, supposedly it's a proven way to mack it and these days i wouldn't be surprised if it worked with witness girls too haha .. guy goes to an ATM and looks t...

back in 1997, i found one with 52,000 dollars, because i was planning on doing this. I still have it. I don't know what to do with it.

show it to your wife and say, "this is my OTHER account. one you don't know about. sorry. i just don't trust you with money."

obviously you want me to create a lot of chaos and confusion in Lauren's mind. That would be wrong, clearly.

it would be a joke, man. and creating confusion in a woman's mind is the most awesome thing ever. jk