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punkprincess Nov 14, 2001

hey missa taliban -- osoma binladin (sing that to hey mr tally man tally me banana)

tpham Nov 14, 2001

yea so i read somewhere that only 2 percent of women have their ideal man at under 5'7 ... i'm 5'5.. BUMMMER... hmm.. but i'm close to 5'7 where 50 percent of women believe thats their ideal man.. ...

g.f.s.rocks Nov 14, 2001

Hey what is the percentage for good looking men who are 6' or taller??

thefunkyfresh Nov 15, 2001

i think that we throw that average way off, and ian too

iwz Nov 15, 2001

and adam and bg and larry and many many others. i'd say the percentage is 100%

thefunkyfresh Nov 15, 2001

once you get too tall though, it's not 100%, look at randy johnson, he's 6 foot 7, and he's BUTT UGLY

tpham Nov 15, 2001

the results 40 percent 6 feet above ideal 50 percent 5 feet 7 to 5 feet 11 ideal 10 percent 5 feet 7 and below IDEAL

deanh77 deanh77Founder

ahh, phew! I'm the ideal man!! I was worried there for a sec.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah i'm sure that's what girls think. "wow, he's 5 foot 9! perfect! he's IDEAL! i dont care if he looks like a shaved hyena's butt! he's 5 foot 9!"

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

LOLOL!!!!!!!!!! hahahha that was so funny! thanks for giving the guys a little insight into the female mind! hehe

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

haha, glad you appreciated it. and dean, i wasn't referring to you specifically, i was just talking in general.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Hey, but if you really do have good looks and taller than 5' 9", then your IDeal...what do you say about that??

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

i say....you still have no chance......lol!! im sorry, it was just too easy! hahahah

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Thanks for the encouragment... but I have a better chance now then i did when I was 5'5"

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

yer just jealous.

deanh77 deanh77Founder

joke, dude. wrap everything I say in <sarcasm> tags.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

haha, i know... i was trying to make it even FUNNIER!

deanh77 deanh77Founder

you failed.

deanh77 deanh77Founder

I think calling me a hyena's butt caught me off guard.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

lol, i wasn't calling YOU a hyena's butt. i was just saying that as an example of what girls look for in a guy. they don't care what he looks like, as long as he's 5'9

deanh77 deanh77Founder

what? they want guys who look like hyena's butts now? geeze, I'll never win!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

no! they just want em 5'9! so you're IN!

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