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skaorsk8 May 2, 2003

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs and stuck to a wall?? Art.

hunkpapap May 2, 2003

what do you call the limbs of a man with no arms and legs stuck to a wall? Pieces of Art....

skaorsk8 May 4, 2003

hahah i'm thinking you and i have a similar sense of humor...

hunkpapap May 5, 2003

What do you call a man with no arms and legs on hot asphalt? FLIP!!!

skaorsk8 May 5, 2003

What do you call a legless and armless boy on a baseball team? First base!!!

ok4now May 5, 2003

what do u call a legless and armless guy floating in the water? Bob!

ok4now May 5, 2003

what do u call a one-legged hooker? Eileen!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

what do u call a man with no arms and no legs in some leaves? russel!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

what do u call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

what do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging in your window? Curt 'n' Rod...

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