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skaorsk8 May 2, 2003

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs and stuck to a wall?? Art.

hunkpapap May 2, 2003

what do you call the limbs of a man with no arms and legs stuck to a wall? Pieces of Art....

skaorsk8 May 4, 2003

hahah i'm thinking you and i have a similar sense of humor...

hunkpapap May 5, 2003

What do you call a man with no arms and legs on hot asphalt? FLIP!!!

skaorsk8 May 5, 2003

What do you call a legless and armless boy on a baseball team? First base!!!

ok4now May 5, 2003

what do u call a legless and armless guy floating in the water? Bob!

ok4now May 5, 2003

what do u call a one-legged hooker? Eileen!

ok4now May 7, 2003

what do u call a girl with one leg who's asian? Irene!

deanh77 deanh77Founder

so wrong on two different levels. I like it. gotta remember that one.

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