"talking to women who were as fake as the clean air in nj". hahahah that's awesome. very true.

i dont get it tho

in case you didn't know, jersey is the home of oil and petrolum refineries and there is no clean air here.

HEY not true! ok there is plenty of crap in central jersey but north jersey is decent! from like, ridgewood and north. not paramus. ick.

what about jose from hackensack?? the sack is da bomb

i didnt know that in hackensack was the place where they make m&ms

HACKETTSTOWN!! not hackensack. everybody does that. where are you from? hacketsstown. hackensack? no, it's actually hackettstown. oh, i've heard of hackensack. no its... nevermind.

hahahaha. it's funny. makes me laaaugh...you should explain that there are a lot more cows in hackettstown than in hackensack. and not as many cheesecake factories.