i could beat both dan hills in a race if they didn't cheat
Who are you?
that's courtney clarke...you met her when you came to LI.
yep, i'm courtney...otherwise known as bombay
who art thou?
Im Giacomo... ever heard of me?
yep, i do remember meeting you now....and your part on the convention,...nicely done
listen, you're OLD AND SLOW! there was no cheating involved!
You cheated in a race?? surprise, surprise
listen AOL boy, i TRIED to let courtney win but she was just too slow!
AOL boy?? Who ARE you calling AOL Boy?? Huh?? Your the one obsessed!!
don't confuse me with you. in the words of justin from middletown..."be eaaaaaaaasy", my brother.
Justing from middletwon...who are you talking about??
never mind. never mind.
wait, now was this race on foot?..or we're talking about drag racing?...which by the way is ILLEGAL...except on my street...
no no, this was foot racing...like the kind they had in ancient greece....well, not exactly....b/c in greece they used to race for fertility purposes...it wasnt that kinda race...just a good ol' foot race....and dan had to corrupt it by cheating!!!!
hmmm......i smell a REMATCH brewing....i'll of course volunteer as refferee....my judgement is impartial, and the true winner WILL shine
okay, its so on....pick a date and im there
how did i cheat? just because i'm faster, better looking, and my parents allowed me to become ANYTHING I WANTED...
wow, hitting below the belt on that last one, aren't we? And, not only did you cheat, but now you deny it...that really makes you the evil twin...dann was right
FINALLY!!...my vilianous twin's true colors are starting to be exposed!...it's about time darnit
yeah, i cant believe i never saw it before...i say we all gang up on dan and send him to that third world country you were stuck in
yeah, deportation rocks...well, unless you're the deportee that is..BUT THE TABLES ARE TURNIN', I got friends in the Imigrations Dep.....& they're bribed easily....might have to pull some strings....IT'S CAMBODIA FOR YOU BUDDY