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tinser Jul 9, 2003

i could beat both dan hills in a race if they didn't cheat

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

wait, now was this race on foot?..or we're talking about drag racing?...which by the way is ILLEGAL...except on my street...

tinser tinserOG 2002

no no, this was foot racing...like the kind they had in ancient greece....well, not exactly....b/c in greece they used to race for fertility purposes...it wasnt that kinda race...just a good ol' foot race....and dan had to corrupt it by cheating!!!!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

hmmm......i smell a REMATCH brewing....i'll of course volunteer as refferee....my judgement is impartial, and the true winner WILL shine

tinser tinserOG 2002

okay, its so on....pick a date and im there

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

how did i cheat? just because i'm faster, better looking, and my parents allowed me to become ANYTHING I WANTED...

tinser tinserOG 2002

wow, hitting below the belt on that last one, aren't we? And, not only did you cheat, but now you deny it...that really makes you the evil twin...dann was right

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skaorsk9OG 2003

FINALLY!!...my vilianous twin's true colors are starting to be exposed!...it's about time darnit

tinser tinserOG 2002

yeah, i cant believe i never saw it before...i say we all gang up on dan and send him to that third world country you were stuck in

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yeah, deportation rocks...well, unless you're the deportee that is..BUT THE TABLES ARE TURNIN', I got friends in the Imigrations Dep.....& they're bribed easily....might have to pull some strings....IT'S CAMBODIA FOR YOU BUDDY

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