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ilikebirds Jul 11, 2003

so clever. cute almost. like a tiger. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

rocksupastar Jul 11, 2003

cheeta, grrrrrrrrrr, grrrrrrrr

tesoro Jul 11, 2003

cheeta's never prosper. (lion king) haha

tinser Jul 11, 2003

A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you, as the new king. -keep the ball rolling jahanna...or if you like, we c...

tesoro Jul 11, 2003

honestly, i dont think we have any other option. it's gotta be jurassic park. okay, i'm gonna jump...1.....2....TIM! NO TIM! (lex sobs)... big tim...the human piece of toast.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

okay....my turn:

Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

that doesnt look very scary to me, more like a 6 foot turkey.



6 foot turkey ehh? (oh no)

imagine yourself in the early crestaceous period, and you come face to face w/ this 6 foot turkey..you try not to move because you think his visual equity is based on movement, like t-rex..but no...when you look at him...he looks right back at you.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs eat man.... Woman inherits the earth.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

And then God realized that the world is doomed, so he wipes it clean with a world wide epidemic of sports TV 24/7 and no shopping...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

"excuse me....are there DINASOURS on this DINASOUR tour??"

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

yay, dan is playing too....except its..."excuse me, eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?"

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

so, my turn: I'm always on the lookout for the next ex-Mrs. Malcolm.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

"God help us- we're in the hands of engineers."

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

There's another example. See, here I'm now by myself, uh, er, talking to myself. That's, that's chaos theory.

malibu malibuOG 2001 · skaorsk8

i love jeff goldbloom!!! he makes me laugh cuz he's always so funny and nervous and just crazy. and that makes it even funnier. just that he's schitzo.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

no no no i think he bangs on the camera lens and says what i put

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