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skaorsk8 Jul 28, 2003

you know what dude- it's not that great. honestly. you're not missing out on much. you want to skip the steps involved with drinking, yet acheive the same results? sniff glue. ORRRRRR....whenever a...

toxicgirl Jul 28, 2003

gasoline has a waaaaaaaay better aroma (and paint thinner). elmers glue with the cow on the label just doesn't do it for me. and for goodness sake, you shouldn't engage in underage drinking, especi...

downwithoppeter downwithoppeterOG 2003

guinness was my beer of choice in my latest 2 weeks of legal drinking in london...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

you know, when you were 13 you were PG-13. now that you're older you should change your name to rated-R

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