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tinser Aug 4, 2003

man, why can't you guys move to long island...we never have fun like that around here.

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 ·

why dont you move out here?

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

haha, db...they live in jerz...don't you live in ny?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

he lives on the border. he is a jersey kid. do not be fooled. he goes to a hall in jersey. works in jersey. and hangs out in jersey.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

nick i thought you worked in ny??

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

yo valenti why don't you keep quiet for like TWO SECONDS

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

what does quiet mean? does this mean you want me to take a nap?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

yes. go take a nap. and also, i could use a nice cup of hazlenut flavored coffee. with a dash of non-dairy creamer.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

oh you could? yeah i'll get right on that.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

thanks. when you're done, do you mind running my shirts over to the cleaners?? and maybe going to ikea for me? because it's SUCH a pain to find a spot there. thanks. you're a doll!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · skaorsk8

how much per hour buddy? i'm a hot commodity.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 · forrestina

i will pay you the exact same rate i pay my little vietnamese friend to wear a gorilla suit and pretend to go beer bowling...1 beer per pin. or, in your case, 1 rice cake for 12 shirts.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · skaorsk8

haha no more rice cakes for me remember no carbs! make it stalks of celery

malibu malibuOG 2001 · skaorsk8

watching drew carey the other day and mimi was ordered to pick up her bosses's clothes from the cleaner--"but i went there but they had put them on display becuase your wardrobe was inspiration to fashion victems everywhere."

malibu malibuOG 2001 · malibu

the boss goes--"well they haven't displayed any of my clothes since the summer when you were supposed to pick them up."

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 ·

i live in ny hang out in NJ/NY work in NY dan is a fool and i pity him

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 ·

I PITY DA FOO

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 ·

as the great Mr. once said....

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 ·

actually he said it alot of times

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 ·
togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003 · debassedbassist

that guy's hilarious! i can see him just punching people randomly with those lines of his

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 · togatweeter

he mainly throws people but he does use some "jibba-Jabba" occasionally

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003 · debassedbassist

lol yah, and the SNL cartoon parodies of him are funny too

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 · togatweeter

lets not forget about kool-aid man now

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 · debassedbassist

HEY KOOL-AID!!!! OH YEA!!!!

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003 · debassedbassist

hehe! OOOH YEAAAAH!!

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