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tesoro Aug 11, 2003

nah, it's not just guitar...girls dig all guys in bands..well..i do..you see..if a guy has no hope..ie: he's a complete loser and looks like mr. potato head, then even a guitar or drums is gonna he...

tinser tinserOG 2002

jahanna is overly biased towards musicians....i dont think all girls feel that way...heck, i dont think i do...for example, my variation: take an average guy and put him on a sports team: then he becomes hot.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

see, mine is, take an average girl, make her 5'6, BAM! i'm attracted.

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003

dans is take an average girl and well any average girl will do so long as shes not made off milk products

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

haha, yea, i think you're right. i was talking about this last night..it makes sense though..because i'm really into music therefore guys who are into it also are really atractive to me. you're more into sports...so guys who are into sports would be more attractive to you.

tinser tinserOG 2002

yep, it makes sense. but, i also really like training whales, but not all guys who train whales are hot. why is that?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

because they would have to be half nekid, or wearing scuba suits. no one is attractive in a scuba suit. except for the one and only dave llanos! (that's me!)

tinser tinserOG 2002

true, scuba suits aren't attractive....but hey, who said half nekid isnT?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

well,hmm..i think there are a FEW things that can make half nekid extremely unattractive...
#1: excessive Love Handles


#2: excessive, sasquach like, chest hair (which I've been told is actually attractive to some girls..But not enough for me to start soaking my chest in rogain, I'm sure that these girls that find this attractive are a minority)


#3: Nasty skull and or snake tatoos(TATOOS ARE GROSS!!...well, hmm...I guess they can be cute if well placed, but, some fools go nuts w/that crap)


#4 Freakish Nipples(seen some crazy stuff in my day)

and last, but not least

#5 Outie belly buttons---ok, maybe this is just a pet peeve of MINE..but..I'm thouroughly freaked by these unnecessary protrusions

tinser tinserOG 2002

hahaha, yeah.....i totally agree....all those things are GROSS...and i'm not a fan of outie belly buttons either...so i dont think its a pet peeve

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003

the hair seems to work for patrick GORILLA ARMS BABY!!!! gotta get me some of them

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

you're just jealous cause he has a smokin' girlfriend (LYNN=HOT) and so, you resort to petty insults to get back at him for having what you covet!...

Bryan Drummond - Psychological Sherlock

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003

i just said i needs me some... so clever deduction Sherlock cause i already admitted it....

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 debassedbassist

you sure you weren't makin fun?..cause uh, I know I personally don't really desire to robin williamify my arms at all

if they get me chicks ill take em...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Ugh ugh!! lots of hair is soo gross. I wish everyone was hariless save for their heads..and even then some people could be completely hairless. And outty belly buttons, what's wrong with them? Why do you they look the way they do? I don't appreciate them at all. tattoos are cool though.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i think hair is good. keeps us warm. is it just me or is it hot when a girl has a lil hair on the back of her neck? just a lil trail...

walkngplaygrnd walkngplaygrndOG 2003

yeah ummmmmmmm . . . its just YOU

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yeah, DUUDE, that's one of my biggest turn ons..& what's even better is when they have those full-on grandma mustaches!!....YEAAAHHH BABY, getin' me all tingly inside just thinkin about it...oh goodness, and SIDE BURNS!!..BRING ON THE SIDE BURNS!!!

T
toxicgirlOG 2003 ophelia

Explosive back hair...rowrr

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