Which would you rather? Be pulled under an esculator, or slide down a giant cheese grater neked?

what would i be wearing while being pulled under an escalator... and what can of chees grater are we talking about, a ron popeil special?

I was thinking something heavy duty, but not too fancy. More like a hand held. Imagine yourself sliding down a 1 mile version of one of these: http://www.cooking.com/products/shprodde.asp?SKU=11...

which part of my body would i be sliding down on? and would this being during a sun burn or when my skin is just nice and tan ?

face first, belly side down. This will be done at any time--your choice-tan or no tan, burn or no burn. But, due to the time of day that you'd be sliding down, you'd probably get burnt a little b...

hmm tough question... am i a hemophiliac? you know.. that thing where you blood doesn't clot..? and if my blood does clot... do i enjoy picking my scabs?