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ilikebirds Sep 15, 2003

on a cold wintery night, throw her pajamas in the dryer so they are nice and warm right before she gets out of the shower...and pinch her

T
toxicgirlOG 2003

Well you started off strong, yet somehow you always manage to derail.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

hey now, didn't want her to think she was dreaming.

T
toxicgirlOG 2003

The element of suprise, always keep your woman guessing.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Like when cooks a good meal... rather then saying "Yummy"... I say TACKLE HER

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

haha, yeah, you're definately gona make some woman really happy one day..while simultaneously confusing the heck outa her, lol

reaf reafOG 2002

ha ha

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

isn't that the point.. to confuse the heck out of her.. so she goes to bed thinking every night " does he love me ? or not , i dont know but i will continue to serve him and take care of all his needs until i find out ". game over.

tinser tinserOG 2002

ty, this is why i want to be your wife

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i REALLY, REALLY want to be ty's official video biographer.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

number 1 - it'd be really boring during the hours of 9am-5pm every monday thru tuesday. However i'm changing that soon. number 2 - it'd definately be more boring during the hours of 5.01pm-8.59am everyday. number 3 - it'd definately be rated nc-17 because there will be more nude scenes then any type of girl going wild.

when would the nekid time occur?? it's hard to video tape something that boring.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

and you are why i sleep with a smile

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