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ophelia Sep 16, 2003

Would you rather..... A: Be forced to grow your hair to your butt, and be banished for the duration of your life to a remote island, with absolutely no razors or hair altering tools available.(H...

thatdarngirl Sep 16, 2003

I would totally take the extra lip..I hate hair so much, except on my head. Are you sure this lip doesn't aid you in oral functions though?

ophelia Sep 16, 2003

uhhh..I'll tell ya when you're older...

thatdarngirl Sep 16, 2003

I am older then I was when I wrote that comment by a few hours..but I meant kissing..nothing sin-worthy.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

ok, yes, I believe you might be old enough now....Now, to answer your question, I'm going to ask you to imagine you were being kissed by a boy, with 3 lips. Would you enjoy this?...I'm gonna guess, no, lol, so, given the negative experience that would be had by the kiss-ee, this 3rd lip is NOT an oral advantage..Unless you're kissing a camel, who's lips are quite big, and you'd probably need an extra lip to keep up..

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