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ophelia Sep 16, 2003

Would you rather..... A: Be forced to grow your hair to your butt, and be banished for the duration of your life to a remote island, with absolutely no razors or hair altering tools available.(H...

thatdarngirl Sep 16, 2003

I would totally take the extra lip..I hate hair so much, except on my head. Are you sure this lip doesn't aid you in oral functions though?

ophelia Sep 16, 2003

uhhh..I'll tell ya when you're older...

thatdarngirl Sep 16, 2003

I am older then I was when I wrote that comment by a few hours..but I meant kissing..nothing sin-worthy.

ophelia Sep 16, 2003

I shall reffer to you, from now on, as camel kisser...

thatdarngirl Sep 17, 2003

Hey..those big lips make for an excellent kissing experience.

ophelia Sep 17, 2003

yeah, it's risky business though cause sometimes they'll just up&bite ya in the middle of a make out session....like, you'll be getting into it, thinking everythings fine, & then, WHAM, ya got a ca...

thatdarngirl Sep 17, 2003

Yes, that can be quite distressing when it happens.

ophelia Sep 17, 2003

yeah, and you better hope you hadn't just had any general tso's chicken, and if you did, you better hope you brushed every trace of it from your mouth thoroughly, cause if it catches any hint of it...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

They do! They really do. That's why there's so many chinese food places in NYC.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

right, because of NYC high camel population

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

i was in a quandary over this, too

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

over what, how she connected chinese food being prevalent in NYC to camels liking it?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

exactly

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I thought it was quite self explanatory.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

well, it seems that NY's rat infestation has been accompanied by a camel infestation too, they're running rampant over there. It hasn't made the news yet because Arnold Swarchzenager's running for candidacy is overshadowing it..

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

It's just like that huge aligators in the sewer thing. No one believed me then and no one believes me now!!

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