are you gonna eat that cheeseburger?

nah, you can have it man...I doggie bagged it, it's in the fridge right now....hope you're cool w/the whole death part though...9/10 doctors agree that rat poison is one of the worst things possibl...

wow.. my doctor never told me that. he only said an apple a day keeps the doctor away. and then there was an awkward silence and he jumped out the window.

funny, my doctor said "an apple a day kills courtney right away"

haha....would you really die if you ate one?..or, just "...get a lil nasely.." like hill & his supposed lactose intolerance

haha, no...i'm no wimp like hill where i go around complaining about a minor reaction to foods. I think if i ate like three apples at once...i'd definitely DIE But, one wouldn't kill me, it'd ju...

that's like this kid i know at skool. he can't be stung by bees. he's already been stung twice. the doctor told him if it happens one more time, he could die. poor him.