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yodasucka Oct 15, 2003

o man.. i have a million of these.. and since i can't spell, i will prolly write them all wrong... -Rider Strong -Deven Sawa -Leonardo DiCaprio -Jared Leto -Trent from Daria (come on, cartoons...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Oooooh Trent is so very hott.

tinser tinserOG 2002

*****CENSORED****

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 funny

And, guess what folks?!..The ONLY way you can see what tinser really said in this comment, is to buy this ALL new, uncensored, first edition of eZabel Gone WILD!!...You'll see sarcastic remarks!!..Slightly riske innuendo!!..Curse substitutes such as "Heck" and "freakin'"!!..AND if you act now, we'll throw in bonus footage entitled "I Like Birds' Trip To The Local Nudist Colony"..All this for only $19.95....Must be over 18 to order...

Call 1-800-I-Mean,-Just-How-WILD-Can-JW'S-Really-Get-?

T
toxicgirlOG 2003

All the blurries covering inappropriate comments will be gone? Thank goodness. Will the grinding of Dan and Bryan be featured as well?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

YES, in this limited time offer, you will get a bonus video entitled "Dan Let Loose"..You'll get to see Mr. Hill GRIND THE MESS out of the unsuspecting Bryan, the horrified look on Bryan's face says a million words.Once, and for all, the question of who grinded who will be laid to rest.

Act now while supplies last.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

um since i'm not 18 yet, u can order it and pay for it and i'll just watch it...

T
toxicgirlOG 2003

If I order now, will that bonus video be included in the ultra low price of $19.95???

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

AH, it seems we've hoodwinked yet another customer w/our super-fine print...Oh, it's there..It's just so small you'd need an electron microscope to read it, the letters are composed of single ink molecules. But if you could read it, you'd see that it says the following...

"By submiting your credit card number to us, you agree to have us charge you not just $19.95 for eZabel Gone WILD, but an additional $783 for the "Dan Let Loose" bonus footage. You, dear customer, are a sucker"

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

This whole thread was incredibbly entertaining. Do it again.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

I would, but, alas, I think I've been drained of all my comedy juice for the night...It's time I retire to the upper quarters & lay my head to rest

haha, comedy juice, that's gross

tinser tinserOG 2002

DAN PLEASE MARK THIS AS FUNNY.....HAHAHHAA, this was the funniest comment i've read all week

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

I got it for you tinser ;)

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

if you, were a truck, instead of a Giacmo...you would definately be, a Mack truck

tinser tinserOG 2002

what i said wasn't that bad...not the way i meant it...what if i were to say dan hill is *****censored******

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