o man.. i have a million of these.. and since i can't spell, i will prolly write them all wrong... -Rider Strong -Deven Sawa -Leonardo DiCaprio -Jared Leto -Trent from Daria (come on, cartoons...
YES, in this limited time offer, you will get a bonus video entitled "Dan Let Loose"..You'll get to see Mr. Hill GRIND THE MESS out of the unsuspecting Bryan, the horrified look on Bryan's face says a million words.Once, and for all, the question of who grinded who will be laid to rest.
Act now while supplies last.
um since i'm not 18 yet, u can order it and pay for it and i'll just watch it...
If I order now, will that bonus video be included in the ultra low price of $19.95???
AH, it seems we've hoodwinked yet another customer w/our super-fine print...Oh, it's there..It's just so small you'd need an electron microscope to read it, the letters are composed of single ink molecules. But if you could read it, you'd see that it says the following...
"By submiting your credit card number to us, you agree to have us charge you not just $19.95 for eZabel Gone WILD, but an additional $783 for the "Dan Let Loose" bonus footage. You, dear customer, are a sucker"
This whole thread was incredibbly entertaining. Do it again.
I would, but, alas, I think I've been drained of all my comedy juice for the night...It's time I retire to the upper quarters & lay my head to rest
haha, comedy juice, that's gross